Really short of time these days...just some forwards....have fun.
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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And finally, here is one who is familiar with hyderabadi accent. One of the funniest lines I have read, ever. Forewarning : Some crude language.
27 comments:
haha..nice ones..esp the 2nd one,choices-yes and no
LOL
:-)
nice ones mate, specially the first one.
Too good
Keep it coming, loved all those jokes.brought a smile to my face.
lol...good ones!!read a couple of them before
Liked the "going global" post
Will visit often
hahaha..LOL!!! Thanx for this post...enjoyed every line
MG: That was so much to laugh. I loved the last one spl'.
LOL sooooooo funny! I luv 3 n 4 :)
Keshi.
Just tagged u...take it up if possible...
good jokes
nice jokes!
But where are the Hyderabadi accent jokes. I didn't find any! :(
Really short of time these days... so liked it short and sweet... had fun:)
LOL!!
:D
Thx, needed that badly, today!
:)
nice one...and smart way to update..lol..come on now write something :)
hah, ha, ha...
hahaha...hilarious!!
Just returned to blogging and thot will drop in to say hi!
hahhaa...nice:) loved the 4th one! but hey did u delete the hyderabadu accent one? wat was that?
geez! *hyderabadi!
hey busy Mumbai bloke hows u? :)
Keshi.
hey...Mumbaia guy!! U know I missed mentioning tht you r one of my blog friends I would love to meet!!!!! ANyways letting u know tht now...
I like ""Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Smart asss reply! :)
nice ones dude
but its been quite a while tht we've heard sumthin frm Mumbai guy
Happy Diwali btw
hey someone's sooo busy :):)
Happy Diwali MG!
Keshi.
looooooooooooooooooong time!!!
guess u must still be busy!
:)
good jokes!
When's the new post coming?
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