Got this in email forward today... I am ready next time...;)
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?
At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
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19 comments:
haha..good stuff; especially the 'munna chickoo' one. Deadly.
yes..ve got em too..nice one
I like the last one the best.I have been awakened many times and asked the very same question:were you sleeping?
MG: A good collection and each one had its own character.
LOL I know these ones hahaha!
Keshi.
This was funny!though I had heard some of them but whenever I read them they still make me smile.I am so going to use that zulu tribe quote the next time I am in India and I am woken by someone!
rolling on the floor laughing!
very funny those!
//In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?///
hehehehehe :)
1st time here. my fav jokes. like the funeral one esp..
LOL..Good collection
Vidya
next post please!
haha.. a nice compilation.. good to read them again.. :-).. by the way, catching up after long so howz the hunt going on?? :-))
LOL!!! nice read :)
ha ha good ones...
hahaaha, nice one MG, really too good, LMAO ....
Cheers
I Love It!
A toast for those who love to ask stupid questions.. to the dumb and dumber, cheers!!
Sush, nothing new to share for now. Thanks for asking, will update you once I get lucky. Welcome back, good to see you back.
lols
hounded with work ?
Ajay...where have you been? Like everyone, me too busy with work, work and more work.
:)
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