Sunday, October 01, 2006

Laughs

Really short of time these days...just some forwards....have fun.

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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


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And finally, here is one who is familiar with hyderabadi accent. One of the funniest lines I have read, ever. Forewarning : Some crude language.

30 comments:

Krithika said...

haha..nice ones..esp the 2nd one,choices-yes and no

Dh@v@! said...

LOL
:-)

Nisha said...
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Nisha said...

Hi, just dropped by, nice posts.. a couple of the previous ones, especially the one on parents

Vaibhav said...

nice ones mate, specially the first one.
Too good

Tanushree said...

he nice man...
specially that african one...
i accept..girls are mysterious and no man can know her...

starry nights said...

Keep it coming, loved all those jokes.brought a smile to my face.

Ayshu said...

lol...good ones!!read a couple of them before

Rupali_Srivastava said...

Liked the "going global" post

Will visit often

Marutham said...

hahaha..LOL!!! Thanx for this post...enjoyed every line

priya said...

MG: That was so much to laugh. I loved the last one spl'.

Keshi said...

LOL sooooooo funny! I luv 3 n 4 :)

Keshi.

Kalpana said...

Just tagged u...take it up if possible...

Kalpana said...

good jokes

Karthik B.S. said...

nice jokes!

But where are the Hyderabadi accent jokes. I didn't find any! :(

Priyankari said...

Really short of time these days... so liked it short and sweet... had fun:)

V N said...

LOL!!
:D
Thx, needed that badly, today!
:)

Neha said...

nice one...and smart way to update..lol..come on now write something :)

Anonymous said...

hah, ha, ha...

Ekta said...

hahaha...hilarious!!
Just returned to blogging and thot will drop in to say hi!

Yashita said...

hahhaa...nice:) loved the 4th one! but hey did u delete the hyderabadu accent one? wat was that?

Yashita said...

geez! *hyderabadi!

Keshi said...

hey busy Mumbai bloke hows u? :)

Keshi.

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

hey...Mumbaia guy!! U know I missed mentioning tht you r one of my blog friends I would love to meet!!!!! ANyways letting u know tht now...

I like ""Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Smart asss reply! :)

Mayur said...

nice ones dude
but its been quite a while tht we've heard sumthin frm Mumbai guy
Happy Diwali btw

Keshi said...

hey someone's sooo busy :):)

Happy Diwali MG!

Keshi.

V N said...

looooooooooooooooooong time!!!
guess u must still be busy!
:)

amu (amrita) said...

good jokes!

Priyankari said...
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Priyankari said...

When's the new post coming?