Friday, November 17, 2006

Jokes

More Jokes....

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On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "Bond...James Bond"

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


James Bond faints...... ......... .....

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them."

So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"


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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

15 comments:

Rupali_Srivastava said...

loved the last one

cardamom said...

third-last was GUD!!

sanjay jha said...

nameste mumbai guy
cool collection...some of them are fresh and few recycled...enjoyed
happy blogging
cheers
jhaji.

Sush said...

always good to refresh some jokes, even if they heard time and again... how come posting just jokes these days..

jabeeni blog on Islam said...

hello, just to say, the bond joke was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was great man.im going to add it to my blog :D

jabeeni blog on Islam said...

also the first one was good, but the pakistani one wasnt.

Ajay said...

u seem to be pretty busy des days ?
how r u doin ? on orkut ?

Karthik B.S. said...

very hilarious!

//Telugu Guy: My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
//

man, that was awesome... i was rolling on the floor laughing!

Keshi said...

** Whole body born in punjab.

LOL hahahahaha!

Keshi.

Nisha said...

the 1st one was hilarious!!! i fell off my chair:-)

Mumbai Guy said...

Sush, short of time...these days just like to read all blogs...or maybe post forwarded jokes.

Sanjay, Namaste Sir.

Jabeen, Take that with good spirit. Was just a joke. There are lots of sardar jokes. Doesn't mean they are stupid.


Ajay, am not on orkut, never was. How you been doing?

All, Have fun.

Kalpana said...

good jokes.

Vaibhav said...

Nice one MG, specially the Bond and Vajpayee one

Priyanka Mahanta said...

Good old forgotten jokes. Served as a refresher and I had a good laugh...

Priyankari said...

Nice ones! Laughed a lot!