Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Witty and Good.

Few jokes I received in my email, enjoy.

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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sir Please have a seat, we serve everyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and The game went into extra time.

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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a Commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have A scotch and soda."

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."

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And Paris Hilton is back, this time with some video where she is seen using all kind of foul language. I mean really foul and prohibited.

15 comments:

sunnyyang813 said...
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starry nights said...

I loved this Joke"Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
was hilarious. I don't want to waste time talking about paris Hilton.All she wants is publicity.

priya said...

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and The game went into extra time.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

--MG, is so funny;)

Astral said...

A biggggggggg hi to you first! I have not disappeared anywhere, just not been able to update my blog :) You will see an update in another couple of minutes in fact......

Hey, hilarious jokes, made me smile ear to ear :)

Tohou Lidia said...

i have a strong dislike for Paris Hilton. I have a strong dislike for anyone who gets many for "work" while we ordinary folk slug it out :) Hahaha- i love the undying love joke! That's hilarious!

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hey.."Teacher : Peter" one...Wht a cool thing to say..Wish I were like Peter man!!!! :)

Keshi said...

LOL tnxx for the laughs!

**Sir Please have a seat, we serve everyone.

haha!

Keshi.

Sisyphus said...

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Happens often with me as well (its not funny then ! )
good stuff

Marutham said...

Hey,
Nice blog!!
And great jokes!! :) Had a good laugh!!

Keshi said...

Happy V-Day MG n MWAHHHHHHHH ;-)

Keshi.

Mann said...

hey... gosh! i badly needed a laugh today and u may very well have saved my life :P
loved them all... especially d one abt undying love... keep on rocking!!!

happy valentines!!!

Keshi said...

hows u MG?

Keshi.

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey Keshi, am good. Great actually. Hows you doing?

ishita said...

ha ha ha...!:D

funny stuff...! gotta check out the latest post too....!

and hope alls well wid u? tc:)..enjoy d wkend!

Pritika Gupta said...

NICE JOKES..:)