Sunday, February 01, 2009

School kids..

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.

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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

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Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

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Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.

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Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one day?
Alfred: I get up early.

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A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"
His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?"
The young boy was quick to explain, "
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."

11 comments:

starry nights said...

made me laugh.thanks.

Mayur said...

haha

good old skool times! :)

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey Starry and Mayur, thanks for stopping by.

Priya said...

Thaz was really good ones. Long time MG. How have u been?

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey Priya, I am doing good. Just busy travelling and hence little time to blog. But I do get time to peek into most of blogs from friends. Thanks for asking.

Vaibhav said...

thats cool, how is everything going on MG??

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey Vaibhav, I am doing good. How are you? Been a long time since heard from you last. Hope all is good with you.

Mayur said...

Hey MG I'm having a gala time here in CA-Just wrote about the latest adventure-do check it out!

Hows it going at ur end?

Priyankari said...

Really funny :D

Meghna said...

ROFL!!!

n imagine me being one :)

Am back finally!!

Ekta said...

hha these are soo cute and hilarious!