School kids..

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.

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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

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Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

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Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.

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Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one day?
Alfred: I get up early.

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A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"
His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?"
The young boy was quick to explain, "
Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."