Saturday, January 13, 2007

Stupid Questions

Got this in email forward today... I am ready next time...;)

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.


When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.


AND FINALLY…….


When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

19 comments:

Sisyphus said...

haha..good stuff; especially the 'munna chickoo' one. Deadly.

Krithika said...

yes..ve got em too..nice one

starry nights said...

I like the last one the best.I have been awakened many times and asked the very same question:were you sleeping?

priya said...

MG: A good collection and each one had its own character.

Keshi said...

LOL I know these ones hahaha!

Keshi.

Fuzzylogic said...

This was funny!though I had heard some of them but whenever I read them they still make me smile.I am so going to use that zulu tribe quote the next time I am in India and I am woken by someone!

Karthik B.S. said...

rolling on the floor laughing!

very funny those!

Karthik B.S. said...

//In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?///

hehehehehe :)

itchingtowrite said...

1st time here. my fav jokes. like the funeral one esp..

Vidya said...

LOL..Good collection

Vidya

Karthik B.S. said...

next post please!

Sush said...

haha.. a nice compilation.. good to read them again.. :-).. by the way, catching up after long so howz the hunt going on?? :-))

Me again said...

LOL!!! nice read :)

Something to Say said...

ha ha good ones...

Vaibhav said...

hahaaha, nice one MG, really too good, LMAO ....
Cheers

Drama Div@ said...

I Love It!

A toast for those who love to ask stupid questions.. to the dumb and dumber, cheers!!

Mumbai Guy said...

Sush, nothing new to share for now. Thanks for asking, will update you once I get lucky. Welcome back, good to see you back.

Ajay said...

lols

hounded with work ?

Mumbai Guy said...

Ajay...where have you been? Like everyone, me too busy with work, work and more work.

:)