Sunday, January 07, 2007

Jokes

Blind Date
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."

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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".

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The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.

The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list.

Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.

"Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."

10 comments:

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Keshi said...

**"He was the original owner."

LOL hahaha good one!


Keshi.

Vaibhav said...

Beer, is the best one, and blind date as well.
Cheers.
lol

Nisha said...

you know how to pick the nice ones. Your s is the only blog i willing to spend time reading jokes on:-)

Funny stuff....

Nisha said...

you know how to pick the nice ones. Your s is the only blog i willing to spend time reading jokes on:-)

Funny stuff....

Krithika said...

the last one is superb!

Karthik B.S. said...

// "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".
//

rolling on the floor laughing! :D

Pritika Gupta said...

I liked the last one most

Drama Div@ said...

LOL I have heard the first joke, but its been awhile.... the third one is also good. **rolling on floor laughing my ass off**

starry nights said...

Hilarious.Loved it.