Recently I got a chance to see Rajnikanth's new movie Chandramukhi at my friend's place. I dont understand Tamil language but always wanted to see Rajnikanth's movie. 10 minutes into the movie and here is what I saw:
Echoes and flashes in middle of movie yelling "SUPERSTAR... SUPERSTAR... SUPERSTAR".
Rajni as he is called, makes an entry trying to save heroine. He creates a wind twister with help of his legs to fight the thugs. That was it. I couldn't digest anything after that.
Not saying other Indian movies are good and this movie was bad, just that I really feel our superstars dish out good sensible movies.
Here is the related email forward I received sometimes back. N-joy.
WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!
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8 comments:
hehe. cool post LOL :)
Hey ya thats very that the heros mes it up really bad, i indeed watched a couple of telgu movies, and the only thing that i noticed in each movie is that the hero is just supernatural, he can bang a water hooster with his leg, kick around so hard that even a wall may crack and so many funny things to mess up the movie, no criticising, but really impossible deals possible.
I guess the south indian filmmakers take a quantum physics approach.
HEY IDIOTS
U ALL GOT NO OTHER WORK OR OTHER DISCUSSION WHICH CAN GIVE BENEFIT IS IT?
WHAT WRONG WITH THAT FUCXXXG NEWTON?
HE DINT WATCH SUPERMAN? SPIDERMAN?BATMAN?
WHY HE WANTS TO DO CALCULATION WITH RAJINI FILMS? HE CLOSED HIS EYES WHEN WATCHING ENGLISH MOVIES IS IT?
COME ON LAR ITS JUST A FUXXXG MOVIE...AND THERE WAS'NT ANY SCENE IN ANY RAJINI FILM AS TOLD BY THAT IDIOT!
U ALL CAN JUST TALK ABT ANYTHING IN A FUCXXXG BLOG! ASK ME BASTAXXXS I WILL ANSWER ALL UR FUCXXXG QUESTION?
WAN MAKE COMEDY? SHOW IT TO ME...
U ALL CAN TALK ANYTING BUT WONT EVEN GIVE A TINY SCRATCH TO RAJINI'S IMAGE...
U CAN NEVER WIN OVER HIM IN ANOTHER MILLION YEARS...
TRY UR BEST
U CANT AVOID RAJINI
U NOE Y?
BCOZ THE NAME IS RAJINIKANTH !!!!!
WOW
Rajinikanth was given the award for Entertainer of the Year from Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in the NDTV Indian of the Year Awards in New Delhi on January 17. Rajinikanth while talking on the occasion said that he is honoured with the award and is happy to receive the award from the hands of our Prime Minister.
DO U UNDRSTAND? BETTER U UNDERSTAND....!!!!!!
Subra - What part of Tamil nadu slums are you from? Did your parents forget to teach you manners? Did your parents have no time for you? or did they abandon you in some street that you behave like a jerk in public?
Go to school and learn some manners. Then think of writing or talking with world.
I am a big fan of rajini. According to me these movies are made only for one reason i.e entertainment and we should look at it only in that way. There are so many hollywood movies which are made with no logic e.g. inception, spiderman, matrix.. Are you sure these things are possible? Again watch it from an entertainment point of view. Although he is a big superstar, Rajini personally is a humble and down to earth person and at least for this fact please try not to hurt his image if you cannot respect him.
Regards
A die hard rajini fan :)
ARV - I mean no disrespect for Rajni and I too believe that movies are for entertainment only. The first part of my blog was my reaction to the Superstar tag repeatedly flashed in the movie which I think is little irky. Heroes are always larger-than-life characters but some of the acts go too far like creating tornadoes with foot, etc. That is my opinion just like you may have otherwise.
Second part of my blog was the forwarded joke. Please just take as one.
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