Thursday, June 15, 2006

Random Thoughts

Jokes around the Internet

I keep getting interesting and funny and wierd jokes. I will post them here occasionally. Enjoy

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and
posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
all you want. God is watching the apples."

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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster? (Tell her not to tell anyone )

2 comments:

Life or something like it said...

can i hv ur email id..u seem to have a comment on everything

Ajay said...

tell a woman it is :0)