Jokes around the Internet
I keep getting interesting and funny and wierd jokes. I will post them here occasionally. Enjoy
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and
posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
all you want. God is watching the apples."
What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
You still want faster? (Tell her not to tell anyone )