Monday, August 21, 2006

Funny Applications

Got this in email today and some of the lines literally cracked me up aloud. Some of you might have read this already but here it goes.

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L . Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post .


Smile please :-)

20 comments:

starry nights said...

Hilarious post. I like the last one a lot and also #5 & #7..could not stop laughing. thanks for sharing.

suniieee said...

super funny i also lov the last one!!!!!!!

Keshi said...

hehe I've seen this one b4 :):)

Keshi.

Vaibhav said...

Hilarious !!!!

Seema said...

Hilarious is the word !

Dh@v@! said...

haahha [:)]
tooo good man

LOL @ Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
n the 12th one also

vibhor said...

ya bussy,
i gone with this before..but they are
actually very funny...
espacially that..
im going at a ceremic ceremony and i may not return......

Anonymous said...

Well I hadn't seen it before and I thought it was a hoot! Thanks for breaking up my mundane day with some laughter :)

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Wow Mumbai guy...U just gave me my laughter medicine. I have read this before when I was working and it sure made me laugh with the same intensity reading it again....Some things r just plain funny n can make u laugh no matter how times one reads it...Also I have one of my own

"As my headache is impending, please grant me leave till it leaves me"

Its a PJ tht my silly head just popped out.:)

Fresh Ink said...

Hi,

Really funni.. Good stuff :)

Anonymous said...

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indianangel said...

Yeah! All the ones I've read before. Your baby post is true there are some people who bore you to death!

samuru999 said...

very funny!
I had a good laugh!
Take care!

Raj said...

Hi, It's really hilarious and even If I know some I could not stop
laughing. Nice post.

I posted some of them on my Blog. I hope you dont mind.

You have a nice BLog. Keep it up.

Contented said...

Hey Guy! Hilarious post! Brought me smile..:)

L!n said...

:)
I didn't smile.
I LOL. :)

I need to link this to my blog. :)

Mumbai Guy said...

Scribb, that was real quick pop up. Thanks for sharing!

Raj, your welcome. Infact these are not mine, got them in email.

Everyone, I am glad you'll approved this application ;)

Thanks.

dOne said...

Hilarious, cant stop laughing.

I wonder who might have written this:
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

I guess the folks in HR at these organisation, must be having a blast.

V N said...

Absolutely Funny!
:)

Priyankari said...

hilarious:) yea i read it before but i don't mind laughing again and again:)