Got this in email today and some of the lines literally cracked me up aloud. Some of you might have read this already but here it goes.
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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L . Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post .
Smile please :-)
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19 comments:
Hilarious post. I like the last one a lot and also #5 & #7..could not stop laughing. thanks for sharing.
super funny i also lov the last one!!!!!!!
hehe I've seen this one b4 :):)
Keshi.
Hilarious !!!!
Hilarious is the word !
haahha [:)]
tooo good man
LOL @ Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
n the 12th one also
Well I hadn't seen it before and I thought it was a hoot! Thanks for breaking up my mundane day with some laughter :)
Wow Mumbai guy...U just gave me my laughter medicine. I have read this before when I was working and it sure made me laugh with the same intensity reading it again....Some things r just plain funny n can make u laugh no matter how times one reads it...Also I have one of my own
"As my headache is impending, please grant me leave till it leaves me"
Its a PJ tht my silly head just popped out.:)
Hi,
Really funni.. Good stuff :)
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! AWESOME POST! I love it!!!! :o) Thank you so much for stopping by! I'm really very glad you enjoy my latest work! Don't worry, I'll never ever forget ANY of you!!!! You & all the other Bloggers are the one's that keep me going! Thank you again! Take care my friend! :o)
Yeah! All the ones I've read before. Your baby post is true there are some people who bore you to death!
very funny!
I had a good laugh!
Take care!
Hi, It's really hilarious and even If I know some I could not stop
laughing. Nice post.
I posted some of them on my Blog. I hope you dont mind.
You have a nice BLog. Keep it up.
Hey Guy! Hilarious post! Brought me smile..:)
:)
I didn't smile.
I LOL. :)
I need to link this to my blog. :)
Scribb, that was real quick pop up. Thanks for sharing!
Raj, your welcome. Infact these are not mine, got them in email.
Everyone, I am glad you'll approved this application ;)
Thanks.
Hilarious, cant stop laughing.
I wonder who might have written this:
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
I guess the folks in HR at these organisation, must be having a blast.
Absolutely Funny!
:)
hilarious:) yea i read it before but i don't mind laughing again and again:)
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