Sunday, January 07, 2007

Jokes

Blind Date
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."

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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".

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The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.

The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list.

Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.

"Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."

8 comments:

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Keshi said...

**"He was the original owner."

LOL hahaha good one!


Keshi.

Vaibhav J said...

Beer, is the best one, and blind date as well.
Cheers.
lol

Krithika said...

the last one is superb!

Unknown said...

// "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!".
//

rolling on the floor laughing! :D

Pritika Gupta said...

I liked the last one most

di.di said...

LOL I have heard the first joke, but its been awhile.... the third one is also good. **rolling on floor laughing my ass off**

starry said...

Hilarious.Loved it.